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APH - A Gorey Demise

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I claim neither ownership nor authorship for "A Gorey Demise" or Hetalia: Axis Powers. I only put the two together and made a parody.

I highly suggest you listen to the song before or while you read this, especially if you haven't heard it before XD There is a link in the description


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A Is For Austria
Who Drowned In a Pool

B Is For Belgium
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls

C Is For Cuba
With Disease Of The Brain

D Is For Denmark
Derailed On A Train

E Is For Egypt
Who Was Buried Alive

F Is For France
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye

G Is For Greece
Who Died In The Womb

H Is For Hung'ry
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One, We Bite The Dust
Kick The Bucket, Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down


I Is For Italy
Who Lost His Front Brakes

J Is For Japan
Who Was Bitten By Snakes

K Is For Kenya
Who Was Shot In the Head

L Is For Liet
Who Bled and Bled

M's For Monaco
Who Burned To a Crisp

N Is For Norway
Who Was Pummeled By Fists

O Is For Oman
Who Lived Life Too Fast

P Is For Prussia
Who Swallowed Some Glass

(Alright, you lot, altogether now)

One By One, We Bite The Dust
Kick the Bucket, Begin to Rust
Give Up the Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down


Q Is For Quebec
Who Took The Wrong Trail

R Is For Russia
Who Rotted In Jail

S Is For Spain
Who Was Shot With A Bow

T Is For Turkey
Who Froze In The Snow

U Is For Ukraine
Who Trampled By Hooves

V's For Vietnam
Who Fell Off A Roof

W Is For Wy
Who Was Hit By A Car

X Is For XiXia*
Who Sunk In The Tar

Y Is For Yemen
Who Fell From A Plane

Z's For Zimbabwe
Who Simply Went...

Insane
Here is my Hetalia take on Creature Feature's "A Gorey Demise"
Song: [link]
Lyrics: [link]

I know a few of them are non-canon characters, but I was limited on some of the letters >.> And of course, some of the others have other options (S - Sweden, Spain; A - America, Austria; B - Britain, Belarus, Belgium; etc.)

Note: There is no modern region, country or micronation starting with the letter X so I went ancient XD

*Xi Xia, also spelled Xixia, was a kingdom of the Tibetan-speaking Tangut tribes that was established in 1038 and flourished until 1227. It was located in what are now the northwestern Chinese provinces of Gansu and Shaanxi.
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CavivaFan1998's avatar
i sudenly realized that Spain would've died that way if we were talking about the "Arauco War"...