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I claim neither ownership nor authorship for "A Gorey Demise" or Hetalia: Axis Powers. I only put the two together and made a parody.
I highly suggest you listen to the song before or while you read this, especially if you haven't heard it before XD There is a link in the description
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I highly suggest you listen to the song before or while you read this, especially if you haven't heard it before XD There is a link in the description
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A Is For Austria
Who Drowned In a Pool
B Is For Belgium
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Cuba
With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Denmark
Derailed On A Train
E Is For Egypt
Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For France
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greece
Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Hung'ry
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb
One By One, We Bite The Dust
Kick The Bucket, Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
I Is For Italy
Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Japan
Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kenya
Who Was Shot In the Head
L Is For Liet
Who Bled and Bled
M's For Monaco
Who Burned To a Crisp
N Is For Norway
Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Oman
Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Prussia
Who Swallowed Some Glass
(Alright, you lot, altogether now)
One By One, We Bite The Dust
Kick the Bucket, Begin to Rust
Give Up the Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
Q Is For Quebec
Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Russia
Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Spain
Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Turkey
Who Froze In The Snow
U Is For Ukraine
Who Trampled By Hooves
V's For Vietnam
Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Wy
Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For XiXia*
Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yemen
Who Fell From A Plane
Z's For Zimbabwe
Who Simply Went...
Insane
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'Provinces?'
"WEST!"
"What?"
"I need help!"
"With what, Gilbert? I'm busy."
"Love."
"You already know how to make love."
"Not making love, just love!"
"Why are you asking me?"
"You're the first of the two of us to love a dude!"
"WAS?! You have no evidence on the matter!"
"Stop making this about you. I think I like a guy!"
"So, what's the problem?"
"It's Canada!"
"Who?"
"Aw, forget it!"
"Nein, tell me the problem."
"Well, he has provinces!"
"Provinces?"
"Yeah! You see my problem?"
"Nein."
"Provinces are like having kids!"
"I see. You can't be a family man."
"Well it might have been fine if he had two or three, but he has thirteen!"
"
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ITALY'S RED-SAUCE PASTA
Sing it to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Ita-ly's Red-Sauce Pasta!
Had a very meaty sauce! (WITH LOTSA MEATBALLS)
And if you ever saw it
Your face would be at a loss (LIKE ALWAYS)
All of the liv-er-wurst-ies
Used to laugh and call it names (LIKE ALFREDO)
They never let poor Pasta
JOIN IN ANY WURSTIE GAAMES! (LIKE YAHTZEE!)
Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Finland came to say (HO HO HO)
"Pasta with your sauce so bright,
Please be Su-san's dinner tonight!"
Then all the wursties loved it
And they shouted out with glee (YIPEE)
"Italy's red-sauce pasta,
You're gonna be history!" (LIKE PAPA ROME)
YOU'RE GONNA BE HIIIIIS
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APH: Gilbert's Inferno
No amount of holy water could wash away the blood from my hands.
No prayers nor penance could make God forgive me for the lives that I ended
by my sword's sharpened blade. How...old was I when I took part in such a battle?
Where the Hell was my mind? Was I not conscious?
"I assure you my son, I will appease your sins. You are doing God's work by converting
the non-believers and killing all who appose! Fight on Gilbert, your grandfather would have wanted that."
"He would have wanted me to fight
"
The man in the cloth had lied to me. For a young man, I was expected to fight,
not only because I was able bodied, but because I wa
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Here is my Hetalia take on Creature Feature's "A Gorey Demise"
Song: [link]
Lyrics: [link]
I know a few of them are non-canon characters, but I was limited on some of the letters >.> And of course, some of the others have other options (S - Sweden, Spain; A - America, Austria; B - Britain, Belarus, Belgium; etc.)
Note: There is no modern region, country or micronation starting with the letter X so I went ancient XD
*Xi Xia, also spelled Xixia, was a kingdom of the Tibetan-speaking Tangut tribes that was established in 1038 and flourished until 1227. It was located in what are now the northwestern Chinese provinces of Gansu and Shaanxi.
Song: [link]
Lyrics: [link]
I know a few of them are non-canon characters, but I was limited on some of the letters >.> And of course, some of the others have other options (S - Sweden, Spain; A - America, Austria; B - Britain, Belarus, Belgium; etc.)
Note: There is no modern region, country or micronation starting with the letter X so I went ancient XD
*Xi Xia, also spelled Xixia, was a kingdom of the Tibetan-speaking Tangut tribes that was established in 1038 and flourished until 1227. It was located in what are now the northwestern Chinese provinces of Gansu and Shaanxi.
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i sudenly realized that Spain would've died that way if we were talking about the "Arauco War"...